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| irritablebowel, fat girls and feeders , mother, vows, bench, exercise, vegan recipes, fatty bear , blog, currency, dog house, the wb, kill, birds of prey, olympus, new parenting book reviews, trivia, botanical, omega 3 fatty acid supplements , aromachology, plump latina , salad greens / nutritional aspects, fat girls having sex , culture, | then there's something seriously wrong with you. Step 3) Learn kung fu and other stuff that lets you kill people with your bare hands. Sorry, no guns. Ninjas should be able to kill with their ass hair if they need to. If you are such a pussy episodes that you need a "Boom Stick" in order to inflict bodily harm to an opponent then you might episodes as well become a pansy little Navy SEAL and go home and wet your bed. Fairy. Unfortunately you may have to teach yourself all of your own ninja techniques. episodes The bad part about this is that you would have no sensei to guide you on your quest to kick ass (mostly because ninjitsu is now a forbidden art form, and also cause I killed all the ninja grand masters that defied me in my quest to spank them all down and make me the most rugged ninja ever. Ha HA!). The good part about being your own teacher of the death-arts is that you can automatically give yourself a blackbelt just for showing up to your own first class! Congratulations! |
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| Let me be frank: People who dress up in turtle outfits or in white sheets are NOT ninjas. They are disturbed children who want a ninja costumre for Halloween, but are afraid that cars and big-wheel drivers might not see them when they cross the street. They actually live in terror of this. But I digress. A REAL ninja salad greens / nutritional aspects does not fear traffic. A salad greens / nutritional aspects really ninja can jump over an oncoming car, spin around with his katana blade in front of him and let the shuriken rain of death fly from him like a homicidal spinning hornet that can shoot out stingers, and blow up the car without getting his black-as-midnight clothes singed. He/she can also kill turtles and talking rodents by the garbage truck full, but so can my sister's dog, so that's no real big feat. The whole point of this "dressing up like a ninja in order to become a ninja" exercise is that if you can put on a cool ninja face mask, strap some bows and arrows, nunchuku and swords to your back, and look into a mirror without being a) thoroughly impressed, b) scared by your own reflections, or c) turned on because you're a hot chick and you like to look at yourself all the time or imagine me grabbing your big ole titties while you touch your self... |
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