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Ms. Smith: Oh, you mean there’s an actual scientific reason! Me: Oh yeah, just like pregnant women being called butter fingers and dropping things all the time. It’s because of swelling in the limbs which makes it hard to hold onto things. (Don’t you lasvegas just love how smart and intellectual I sound there?) Ms. Smith: lasvegas (laughing) There’s all sorts of things I can look forward to lasvegas when I start having kids. Me: (because I can’t control what comes out of my mouth) Wait until you experience pregnant sex! That’s a conversation that could last all day! This is where Ms. Smith goes as red as a tomato and Chuck wonders once again why he married this crazy person. Me: (because I can’t stop once I’ve started) I’d tell you all about it except Chuck’s sitting right here. Chuck: Jen, come one, you’re making Ms. Smith blush. For that matter you’re making ME blush.
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