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(Anyone seen Ice Age? I love those do-do birds) I’m going to say a little baby powder prayer and hope that I can contain myself while she’s here and not say anything to baby powder embarrass me, my husband or Jason. Here’s hoping. I have been cleaning my house all day, because that’s how long it takes me now that I have a baby hanging off my belly button. I’ve washed walls and mopped floors and all that other wifey-mothery stuff. I thought about throwing on a moo-moo and baby powder taking my socks off while I was cleaning the kitchen but no one was around to pick up on the joke. I doubt my kids would think to laugh at their mother barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, although my kids do laugh when I get down on the floor to clean the corners and then need help to get back up. Jason is now finding great pleasure in my need of his assistance.
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