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It's a tradition... Same time next year... So fill it up now, the final cup now, Next year at ____________ Please remember that these are jokes! When Moses was going up onto the gym in a bottle mountain, Aaron packed him some lunch. Well, there he was, talking with G-d and he pulled out his ham sandwich. "Ugh," said G-d, "that ham is so fatty, I can hear your arteries harden even as you prepare to eat it. Don't eat that ham gym in a bottle sandwich - it is abominable!" Moses though, tended to take things a bit too seriously, so gym in a bottle when he came down he says to Israel (the Hebrew people)... The Jews are camped in front of the Red Sea. They see the Egyptian chariots approaching. Moses turns to his PR man. Moses - "Nu, where are those boats you got us?" PR Guy - "Boats? You didn't say nothing 'bout no boats." Moses - "So what do you want I should do? Part the waters and we can all just walk across?" PR Guy - "If you can swing that, I'll get you your own chapter in the Bible!" A Texan non-Jew came to New York for the first time, having never tasted Jewish food.
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