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| His reply was, "Sis Pesach diet information und m'daf antinken di batzim diet information in gesaltzinah vasser." ["It's Passover and we are required to dip our eggs (Yiddish slang for "testicles") in salty water.] ------------------------------------------------------- Who was the best businesswoman in the Bible? Pharaoh's daughter, she pulled a profit out of the water. (the prophet Moses) ------------------------------------------------------- Best line I ever heard in a seder was from my sister, who interjected this in a reading of the Hagaddah a few years ago: "We eat matzoh, because when our ancestors left Egypt diet information they did not have enough time to let the bread rise...although apparently they had enough time to beat egg whites..." If you're Jewish and don't get it, you can consider yourself very assimilated. |
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