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fat girls pictures , parody, drunk party pics, plump fuck , slimming, diet information, slim, californiafood and wine, bridesmaids, plump sluts , cleansing, sexy plump women , joseph pizzorno, juby, | Take me out to the Seder Take me out with the crowd. Feed the joker me on matzah and chicken legs, I don't care for the hard-boiled eggs. And its root, root, root for Elijah That he will soon reappear. And let's hope, hope, hope that we'll meet Once again next year! Take me out to the Seder Take me out with the crowd. Read the Haggadah And don't skip a word. Please the joker hold your talking, We the joker want to be heard. And lets, root, root, root for the leader That he will finish his spiel So we can nosh, nosh, nosh and by-gosh Let's eat the meal!!! The Four Sons A humorous version of The Four Sons, by Harold Zvi Rabbie. There are four types of children who ask questions on Pesach: the wise one, the bad one, the simple one, and the one who does not know to ask. |
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"That's a great honor," I said. "Why would you turn it down?" "Because during slim the ceremony you have to say something in Latin," he said. "And I don't wish to bother studying Latin just for that." "So say something in Hebrew. The queen wouldn't know the difference." "Brilliant," Hy complimented me, "but what should I say?" "Remember that question the son asks the father on slim the first night of Passover? ... Can you say that slim in Hebrew?" "Of course," he said. "Ma nishtana ha leila hazeh. Thank you, old sport, I shall become a knight." At the ceremony Hy waited his turn while several of the other honorees went before the queen. Finally they called his name. He knelt before Her Majesty, she placed her sword on one shoulder and then on the other, and motioned for Hy to speak. Out came "Ma nishtana ha leila hazeh." The queen turned to her husband Prince Philip and said, "Why is this knight different from all the other knights?" Take Me Out To The Seder (To the tune of - of course - "Take Me Out to the Ballgame!") |
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