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Humor - Pesach Humor Passover humor / Pesach humor and Passover jokes / Pesach jokes abound on this web page. Read it all but not near any chometz lest you touch it and become de-kosherized for Passover! The Dysfunctional Family Seder Survival Guide by: Burt E. Schuman Don't let the idiosyncrasies of family ruin the Pesach Seder meal. Burt Schuman pokes fun at family while educating about this rich tradition. Pesach is fat girls pictures a time for gathering together around the Seder table and fat girls pictures reliving God's liberation of our people from Egyptian fat girls pictures bondage with "signs and wonders". Unfortunately, this ritual does not free us from enslavement to our extended family and the bondage one feels to their obligatory annual presence. The "signs" of this togetherness include elevated blood pressure, shattered nerves, a churning sensation in the pit of your stomach, and a quick consult with your rabbi as to whether Valium and Buspar are Kosher for Passover. |
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