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Try to watch one of his films this day. NOV. 5th "Bunny" Dies NOV. 15th Ex-Day: A day to remember the ex-es of your life, be it ex-girlfriends, ex-boyfriends, or both. Now, look here. I created this religion. So I make round the world uo my own holy days. When you make up your own religion, then you can make up days, too. NOV. 18th The Heavenly Wood religion is created DEC. 10th Ed Wood dies: now THIS, along with Woodmas, should be round the world a national holiday. As for me, round the world I never work or go to school on BOTH dates. I just drink and drink and drink. THE HEAVENLY WOOD COVENANT OF HAPPINESS and the HOLY WOODIAN CALENDAR The Covenant of Happiness is a period from August to the end of October during which ten holy days fall. In this LENT-like time, a person who is fully in tune with the ways of the Woodites tries to honor Ed by living one's life in an extended party. |
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