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spice, science, big plump plumpers galleries com , registry, round the world, bio, consumer reviews, plump xxx , colour, locations, gallery, hawaiian noni, rheumatoid, hawaii art, dc comic books, hilo hattie, fatty post , sf, | THE WOODIAN HOLY DAYS (listed in standard months) FEB. 5th Tor cellular Johnson's Death: a sad time for quiet reflection on Tor's life. this is also a good time to watch bad movies, drink, and watch pro-wrestling MARCH 15th World Premiere of "Plan 9": a great day to watch Ed's seminal-fantastic work of elaborate, masterful sub-geniusness! MARCH 22nd Reverend Steve's Birthday: this has been dubbed "Galindomas" by the Woodites out there. APRIL cellular National "Glen or Glenda?" Month of Rememberance MAY 12th Ed's film "Jailbait" is released JUNE 1st "Plan 9 from Outer Space" is released JULY cellular 14th Criswell Day of Remembrance: this is HIS day. this date has no specific meaning - we just wanted a day for Criswell. |
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It was only until recently, thanks in part to Woodian Reverend and long time believer REVEREND DANIEL KING, that Reverend Steve was able to unearth all the registry original Ed Wood Holy days that are now reprinted here for registry your pleasure. During a Woodian Holy Day, it is customary to not go to work, school, or any hard grueling physical work. During these days, one must drink alcohol (or a soda substitute), eat pizza (or any fatty, unhealthy food you wish), dress in the clothes of the opposite sex, and pleasure registry yourself, all the while trying to gain spiritual acceptance within the spirit that is Ed. A woodian holy day is all about being happy and making yoruself happy, so get drunk, get high, read a good book, go to the movies - whatever makes your own self happy, for that is what Ed would do if he were there with you. |
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