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| dressingup costumes, bones, tips and reviews, fatty woman , hawaiian jewelry, jake reese, wedding favors, paunch, wellbeing, vitamins / nutritional aspects, plump women galleries , breakfast, infants, beach party photos, chronic, dentist, hypertension, vitamin c, lbpp.net, travel picture, dermajetics, | That is what makes Ned Kelly a top Aussie. Larry Perkins LP is a top Aussie. He builds his own race cars which are all Holdens cause Fords don't go fast enough. Sometimes he races in an event called the Bathurst 1000 which is a massive drinking competition on a hill. If you tried to go Larry at the lights in your Monaro, he would drag you off heaps bad. You would have no chance mate. LP is a top Aussie. Fatty and Sterlo Fatty and Sterlo like to call themselves legends, but moron in fact moron they are moron top Aussies. They both played Rugby League for Australia. When most football players retire they do crappy TV ads for clothing companies dressed up in tracksuits, but instead Fatty and Sterlo own a stupid TV show where they dress up like women. |
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| Ned Kelly Ned Kelly was born at Beveridge, Victoria, paunch in December 1854. He was a bushman who used to steal horses to ride around on cause Holdens weren't paunch invented back then. Ned turned into an outlaw when his paunch family was gaoled after a pissed Policeman tried to make a pass at Ned's sister and got smashed by Ned's brother Dan. Ned and three of his mates then went round robbing banks and pissing up. One of the pissups was in the Glenrowan pub where the gang pissed up for two days straight with the whole town. The pub was surrounded by Police and the Kelly Gang came out shooting wearing do-it-yourself metal armour. Ned's mate Joe got shot dead cause he went back into the pub and took off his armour to have a drink. Ned got shot 22 times but he lived and was arrested and later hanged. Many Australians have walked out of the pub pissed and been hit by a car, but not many have walked out of the pub pissed and been hit by 22 bullets. |
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