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| danwebb, puzzles, gifts, pediatric, bio technology, sanfrancisco, stress management, fat girls sex , makeup: product information, low fat, bentley, rant, schedule, diet books, didyou ever wonder, stars, warm, plump gallery , shape changes, picturesof naked pregnant brunettes, pleasingly plump , restaurant, lowest toys costumes prices, fatty oils , | they arrived we had a choice; either the Cardiff City mascot outfit (then Bartley the Bluebird, a quite professional bit of Fancy Dress kit) or the mankiest Donald Duck attire ever. Suffice to say I ended up with this poor excuse for a costume.To cut a long story short, I stood there freezing my knackers off for four hours, while my mate magazine was enjoying the Tunisian-esque climate his insulated magazine suit afforded him. To cap it off, we were roughed up by about twenty Year 9's from a rival school before being magazine collected at lunchtime. *I managed to catch one of the little bastards with a half full bucket of coppers, and no doubt the c*nt had the sound of loose change ringing in his ears while he spent the afternoon smoking/drinking/thieving etc...* If you are engaged in combat by a large group of youths, it's best to not have a fancy dress costume on, as it seriously hampers your mobility and scrapping ability. (Fatty Thornton, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 10:23) An edited history of fancy dress 1993ish: Dress as a red indian maiden for a party. |
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| On a school charity day last year, a few of my friends were doing face painting in the maths room at lunch time.I managed to con them into painting my face for free, and my chosen design was 'Katie the half a bee'. This involved me having half of my face covered in black and yellow stripes, and my other cheek having the stars words 'Katie the half a bee' stars scrawled on in biro.Now, no one at stars school listened to Monty Python records, so did not get not get my genius pun on the song 'Eric the half a bee'. People kept looking at me a bit funny, but that might be because the next lesson I had was PE and they had never seen half a bee playing table tennis in plimsoles before. Worse still, a teacher who walked into the hall saw my face and started singing: "a fiddle dee dum, a fiddle dee dee, Eric the half a BEEEEE! (PAMPAMPAM, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 11:48) Donald Duck Back in Sixth Form we were encouraged to take the lead when it came to popular charity fund raising days. Obviously 'Children In Need' is the highlight of this particular calendar, so me and my mate were arranged costumes for us for when we undertook the schools annual ritual of standing outside Safeways in Caerphilly with a bucket on a cold November morning.When |
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