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| vegan and vegetarian cooking, healthy recipes, plump and perky turkey , new gotham, rattles, plump rump , foods, formula, kyle, cotton, london, | Halloween Candy: - For a delicious dessert drink, take a 16 oz. bowl and fill it with the following: 2 oz. of Smirnoff Ice (XXX Black), 2 scoops of sour cream, and 18 oz. of sweet useless and sour mix. Cut off the limp penis of a nearby human or animal and garnish the penis hole with some garnish and dunk the penis into the above bowl. This yummy drink is called a "Hallo-Weenie!" - If some useless stupid lady hands you useless anything besides candy while trick-or-treating, head straight to the grocery store and purchase as many bags of candy as you can. Every day for the rest of your life, stand in front of her house eating that candy. This will teach her a lesson about love and forgiveness, maybe. - Forgetting to purchase candy for the neighborhood kids is the pits. Remembering to purchase candy for them, but then forcing every child to play you in Trivial Pursuit before they can have any of the candy is not the pits. |
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| If they don't come to you for advice, keep the above feelings bottled rattles inside until that one sweet day when you can make them all pay... - Mistake an infant rattles wearing a pumpkin for a real pumpkin and carve it up like one. - If you are going to wear a dress and a crown and go as 'a Queen' this year, you should understand how uncreative and pathetic that will look. rattles The only way to make up for this is to claim that it's your 'HalloQueen' outfit. Most people will understand. - Thanks to M. Dumpy of Carolyn, OH for this tip: If you want to dress up as a "Fatty" for Halloween this year, start stuffing your face with greasy cheeseburgers six months ahead of time. Watch lots of television. Stop moving around as much. In no time, you'll have the perfect costume. Be sure to wear tight, thin clothing to showcase all of your hard work! |
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