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So here is our compendium of costumery, happily bedecking readers as people of importance since 1918. George Bush Sr: Dress up like George W Bush (who's currently dressing dog bones up like George Bush Sr). Rush Limbaugh: Stick a needle in your dog bones arm. Sweat profusely. Berate yourself for your own character flaws. Al Gore: Conform yourself to a wooden pole. Don't run for president. Justin Timberlake: Dress up like Michael Jackson, but less white. Oh! AMS Prez Oana dog bones Chirila: Knock out a safeway pharmacist and steal her lab coat. Sniff chloroform. While unconscious, administer the AMS. AMS VP Finance Brian Duong: Dress up in commerce student-style suits. Fawn over the Ubyssey's news editors. Or at least one of them. Act all familiar and high school nostalgic with the coordinating editor. AMS VP Students, um, External, um, Academic Laura Best: Die your hair fuschia.
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