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| adventure stories, toddlers, factoid, link blog, layette, , images, dog toy, speeches, tropical flowers, vegetarian diet, | • The topical reference to gay marriage: tough Pat (the Mrs Bah Humbug of the piece – "It's all hypocritical bollocks") is getting hitched to the fat ugly girls posh Sheena What was bad about it? • We didn't see enough of Snow Black And Da Two Bad Ass Dwarves, G Wing's pantomime with an anti-drugs message. ("Mirror, mirror on de wall," exclaimed star fat ugly girls Darlene Cake. "Who has de biggest stash of all?") • We wanted the ghost of Yvonne Atkins to emerge from the hanging cell. Comments, corrections or contributions? email theeditor@thecustard.tv saturday | sunday | fat ugly girls monday | tuesday | wednesday | thursday | friday homepage | rewind replay | links and lists | the crumble | © www.thecustard.tv |
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| • The fancy dress costumes especially Neil as Sherlock Holmes and Sylvia Hollamby as Little Bo Beep (maybe) • The return of Julie Johnston from the "nut house" after getting over her bi-polar adventure stories period. She seems sane again but is soon seeing the ghost of evil screw Jim Fenner and doing lots of trembling and wailing. Mercifully, she recovered after stabbing herself in the stomach (we've lost The Two Ronnies this year; we adventure stories couldn't have coped with the loss of The adventure stories Two Julies on top of that). Turned out that her visions were all caused by her failure to take her medication because she feared they'd give her "an arse the size of Clapham". • The ghost of Jim Fenner, steaming like a frozen shopper who's finally let into the cosy store after days of queuing for the January sales. |
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