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There is a child friend punching his way into this life inside of my body and to make room for this little person my stomach looks like I’ve strapped a small ottoman to my front. Attractive isn’t it? Now let’s imagine an ottoman strapped to your stomach and trying to ravish your husband. It’s no friend easy task, trust me. In fact it’s so difficult it takes special equipment. In my case it takes about seven pillows and a construction crane. Heaven forbid friend I not have pillows. They are indeed a necessity. If you don’t know why I’m not going to tell you but it has something do with positioning and trying to enjoy yourself with an ottoman in the way. I feel like I’ve gone from normal pregnant lady to fat pregnant lady in one day. It’s hard to sit, stand, lie down, move at all. It’s practically impossible to get off the floor once I’m down there which my son thinks is great because he loves being able to help me up. He grabs my arms and pulls me and then races around the house showing his sister his strong muscles.
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